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Funny Punjabi Shayari, Punjabi Joke

Santa te Banta ne 2 ghode kharide.

Gal eh hoi ke kehra ghoda kis da hai eh kis tara pata lagu?

Santa: Chal me apne ghode di punch kat dinda han. Eh nishani rahegi.

Saver nu dekhya ta Banta de ghode di punch vi kise ne kat diti si.

Santa: Chal me apne ghode da kan kat dinda han.

Agli saver kise ne Banta de ghode da kan vi katya hoya si.

Dono bade pareshan, hun kita ki jave.

Bohot soch vichar ke Santa bolya: Chal safed ghoda tera te kala ghoda mera.

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Ohde naal ishq karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi

Ohde naal ishq karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi

Mein itne love letters post kite

Ke oh postman de naal hi bhaag gayi



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Teacher: Ik sikhya vali kahani sunao.

Santa: Me ohnu phone kita, oh so rahi si

Fir ohne menu phone kita, te main so riha si.

Sikhya: Jaisi karni taisi bharni.

 








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