Funny SMS Jokes in Punjabi

Teacher ne Santa nu 3 saval puche.

1) Bill Clinton di vohti da naam daso?

2) Bus kini speed te chaldi hai?

3) Murgi roj kine ande dindi hai?

Santa ne ik line vich hi sab javab likh dite:

Hillary Clinton 60 di speed te roj 4 ande dindi hai.

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Santa: Yaar sadi madam kehndi se ki cow da dudh peen naal dimag tej ho jaanda.

Banta: Gapp mardi aa. Je eh gal hundi ta apna batchra (calf) scientist na hunda !!!!