Punjabi Jokes

Punjabi Jokes on mobiles

Punjabi Munda: Miss call kis nu kehnde ne?

Haryanvi Munda: Lai, kini sokhi gal hai. Je munda call kare tan Mr call, je kudi call kare ta miss call hundi hai.

Punjabi Joke 2

Patni: Oh samne vekho, oh aadmi apni vohti nu kina love kar riha hai. Tusi kiyon nahi karde?

Pati: Par mein kis tara kar sakda ha? Mein te ohnu janda v nahi.

Punjabi Jokes 3

Ik Punjabi kudi shopping kar rahi c. Oh salesman nu kehndi: Liptan di chah hai?

Punjabi Salesman: Meinu te liptan di chah nahi hai. Par je tenu hai ta tu lipat ja.

Punjabi Teacher: Santa, tu school late kyon aaya hai?

Santa: Master ji master ji, mein na rat supne vich Canada gaya c.

Punjabi Teacher: Te Banta, tu kiyon late ho gaya.

Funny Banta: Master ji mein na Santa nu airport chadan gaya c.

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