Funny SMS Jokes in Punjabi

Santa: Sunya hai ke teri vohti teri puja kardi a.

Banta: Aaho Ji, oh jo vi mere agge rakhdi a, oh jala ke hi rakhdi a.

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Santa: Tu ki kar riha hain?

Banta: Mein apni vohti Banto nu chithi likh riha han.

Santa: Par tenu te likhna v nahi aanda.

Banta: Te Banto nu kehda padna aanda a.

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Police (chor nu): Tu ik hi store vich 4 var chori kiti, par ik hi suit kyon churya?

Chor: Sir ji, pehle 3 suit veri wife nu pasand nahi si aaye.