Funny Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi Comedy Sms

Khudde de sare chuhe ik billi to bohot preshan san.

Ik vari billi khudde de bahar khadi si. Ik samajdar chuha khudde vichon jor di bloya: Bow wow wow.

Billi dar ke bhaj gayi te kadi v vapas nahi aayi.

Baki chuhe kehnde tu ki bolya c.

Samajdar Chuha: Hun tuhanu samaj aayi ke dusrian bhashavan da gian hona kinna zaruri hai.

Punjabi Comedy Sms

Punjabi Munde keho jihe hunde ne:

Oh narak vich vi ja ke ik duje nu kehnde ne: Yamraj di kudi vekhi, pataka hai pataka.

Punjabi kudian keho jehian hundian ne:

Oh swarag vich vi ja ke ik duji nu kehndian ne: Apsra di nail polish vekhi... how cheap...

Santa to Banta: Teri shadi ho gayi hai?

Santa: Hanji, ik kudi nal hoi hai.

Banta: Shadi te kudi nal hi hundi hai na.

Santa: Koi zaroori nahi, meri sister di shadi munde nal hoi hai.

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