Punjabi Comedy Jokes, Short SMS Messages non veg

 

Santa to Banta: Tu eh belt laga ke bada funny funny lagda hain.

Banta: Acha, je mein eh belt na lagai ta hor vi funny funny lagganga.

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Santa to teacher: Jo kam mein kita hi na hove, tusi ohdi saza vi meinu devo ge?

Teacher: Bilkul nahi.

Funny Santa: Mein ajj home work nahi kitta.

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Je tusi mere Sms pad ke bore ho rahe ho.

Ya fir...

Tusi mere kisi Sms karan disturb ho rahe ho.

Please don't hesitate...

Tusi apna mobile sut sakde ho...

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Boss to Santa: Tu te kehnda si ke tu kade thakda nahi.

Par aj mein tenu fir office vich sonde hoe pakdya hai.

Santa: Sir, ehi ta secret hai mere na thakan da.

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