Funny Riddles

Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!

Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!

Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it??
A. A hole!

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