Free Funny Riddles

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OK, relax, clear your mind and ... Begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

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Answer: "Bread." If you said "toast," then give up now. If you said, "Bread," go to Question 2.

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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."

What do cows drink?

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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat.

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3. A plane is flying at 18,000 feet over India-Pakistan border.

During the flight, all of the engines fail and plane crashes at the middle of "no man's land".

Where would you bury the survivors?

In India or in Pakistan?

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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,

you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.

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